The Basics

1. Full name:
I won't tell, that would.. be...cheating...

2. Nickname: M FLO, the big M, Couscous McGee, Fox Smolder, Master Chief

3. Parents names:Jack and Cheryl

4. Any siblings?:two brothers Jack (22) and Paul (19)

5. Birthday: August 6th 1979

6. What's your sign and are you anything like it?: I'm a Leo and I'm only half like it, I'm bossy, vain, and have a temper, but I'm not a natural leader or a publicity hog

7. Height: 5'7" I think

8. Eye/Hair color: green and brown

9. Piercings and tattoos: boring old ear piercings that I never use (although I used to have my tongue done but had to take it out for a job) and I have one tattoo on my back, a tribute to my favorite band Oingo Boingo. I am thinking seriously about getting another tattoo some time soon if I can figure out what I want

10. Birthplace: a nowhere town of Yuba City CA

11. Current residence: Tukwila WA, right outside of Seattle in a really sweet little apartment with a nice balcony view of the squirrels in the park and, my very favorite, a fireplace!

12. City You'd Most Like To Move To: well, I moved out of my crappy hot city of Vegas up here, so I guess I'm where I want to be!

13. What's the best vacation you've ever been on?: it's always the wacky road trips, Donnie and I went on a couple drunken theme park trips and me and my brothers went on a good concert going trip and ended up trashing a motel room like rock stars

14. Current Job:I'm a desk jockey, secretary for a small office

15. Dream Job: I'd like to be a psychiatrist, I like to hear people talk about how crazy they are. I'd also like any job on the movie industry, that'd be fun

16. Where do you hope to be in 10 years?: well, I'd like to be at least decently stable, in a place I'll stay for a while, hopefully with a decent boyfriend. is that so much to ask?

17. Do you have any pets?: I sort of have 2 cats but they live with my brother. I'd like a pet but I'd probably kill it, I'm no good.

The Love Stuff

18. Have you ever been in love?:
yes

19. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: not currently, rub it in why don't ya!

20. If not, are you bitter about it?: not, not bitter at all! Not bitter than I'm going to die alone on my frumpy house coat and grubby slippers surrounded by my cats as my only friends. not bitter

21. If so, how did you meet them?: see above, RE: bitter

22. Do you have a special song?: sigh

23. Do you believe in love at first sight?: not love, but maybe something

24. Are you usually the dumper or dumpee?: well, I was both once, no good on either side

25. What do you love most about your significant other OR what do you look for in a bf/gf?: I need a guy who likes a lot of the same things I do, watches a lot of movies, knows dorky pop culture references. Someone with low stress levels and no drama!

26. What's the most romantic thing a boyfriend/girlfriend has ever done for you?: hmm, I don't remember, it's been so long than I really don't recall. I did get to go to Phantom of the Opera a couple of times, that was quite exciting

The Naughty Stuff

27. Favorite/least favorite alcoholic drink?:
Jack Daniels baby!

28. Favorite drinking game?: drunken Monopoly is fun and make fun of the bad movie is a great one too

29. What's the worst thing you ever did while intoxicated?: well, making out with strangers is always akward the next day, but the worst thing that ever happened to me was when I was drinking one New Years Eve, a bunch of do gooder strangers who were friends of a roommate decided I was going to die from alcohol poisoning and carted me off to the hospital. No good came of that let me tell you. I was perfectly not dead and pissed in the morning

30. What's the best experience you've ever had with drugs or alcohol?: one night a couple years ago me and Donnie took Ecstacy and ran around in circles in our new apartment chewing lots of gum and talking to the mirror. It was fabulous

31. Have you ever slept in your own vomit?: no, but I know someone I could ask about that

32. If so, isn't it nasty?: I'm sure it is

33. Have you ever done drugs?: see above answer for that

34. Are you on them right now?: I would only be so lucky

35. Do you wish you were?: always!

36. Have you ever gone to work high or drunk?: a few times I've gotten so drunk the night before work and gotten up so early that I've been still drunk when I got there

37. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?: no way!

38. Your opinion on rimming- "mmm mmm good" or "this little red comet in my mouth does not visit the planet Uranus"?: NO WAY!

The "Or" Questions

39. Star Trek or Star Wars:
well, now that George "Ive gotten senile and insane with CGI power" Lucas has driven Star Wars into the ground I'll go with Star Trek (but really only Next Generation)

40. Who'd win in a fight? Buffy or Lara Croft: Angelina jolie is ass kickingly fabulous, but I'd have to go with the Slayer on this one

41. Who's crazier? Mariah or Anne Heche: Anne totally, that crack head talks in alien languages, there's no contest

42. Backstreet Boys or 'N Sync: Backstreet Boys because I absolutely hate Justin Timberlake with a flaming passion

43. Pepsi or Coke: coke, unless it's vanilla then go with Pepsi

44. Titanic or Pearl Harbor: Pearl Harbor isn't fit for me to break apart and start a fire with

45. Ben Affleck or Matt Damon: hmm, I do like both of them, but I feel like I should pick Ben because he's really getting the beat down because of the whole JLO/Gigli debacle

46. Disco or Grunge: I'd have to go with grunge but I do enjoy the disco sometimes

47. Friends or Will and Grace: I am totally a Grace!

48. South Park or The Simpsons: Has to be South Park, that show is hilarious, and often times wrong! But thats what makes it so funny

49. Clueless or Legally Blonde: mm, Clueless, it has a lots of great memorable quotes

50. Silence of the Lambs or Hannibal: Hannibal was a disaster than we should never speak of. Thomas Harris joined the George Lucas club of ruining your creation

51. Pop Tarts or Toaster Strudel: mmm, strudels

52. Weakest Link or Who Wants to be a Millionare?: Weakest Link, what's better than a show where the host talks shit to the stupid contestants? Although I do like the plain weirdness of Regis Philbin

Favorites and Least Favorites

53. Favorite and least favorite Actor/Actress:
hmm, so many good ones, I'm stuck. The ones I've seen around recently that I love are anyone on Buffy, Angel, and Alias, Brad Pitt, Edward Norton (where's he been lately?) Joaquin Phoenix, Crispin Glover, Bruce Campbell,Jeffrey Combs, Kurt Russell, Christopher Walken, Christian Bale. Luckily I don't have many I really hate, of course my flaming hatred for Russell Crowe will never die, I also hate Kate Beckinsale because she's so bland and boring, and Orlando Bloom becuase he's annoyingly pretty

54. Favorite and least favorite Band: favorite band is Oingo Boingo (although you might have guessed that) leasty favorite would be almost anybody popular nowadays. I really had Creed and their like and 50 Cent because he just sound like a fucking retard

55. Favorite and least favorite Movie: favorite movie is Fight Club! Although there are many right on it's heels. My least favorite, well, I do hate a lot, House of the Dead is the most recent addition, don't EVER see that movie! It will make you want to kill! I also hate Pearl Harbor and anything Cuba Gooding Jr has done since he won an Oscar (I will find a way to take that back)

56. Favorite and least favorite Movie sequel: hmm, I like lots of horror movie sequels, just because I like so many fun horror movies. My least favorite is almost anything that's a straight to video ripoff, I mean, come on, American Psycho 2??

57. Favorite 2004 Summer Movie I'm Looking Forward To: I can't wait for Spider Man 2 and Prisoner of Azkaban

58. Favorite Movie Series: the classic triumverate of horror, Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, and Halloween, Indiana Jones, Back to the Future, Scream Trilogy

59. Favorite Board Game: Mystery Date, the Buffy game or Drunken Monopoly

60. Favorite and least favorite Film Director: LEAST FAVORITE=UWE BOLL!!! that man is the worst director ever to fool his way into a job! A cannot hate any man more, I can't even hate 10 men more! He makes my history video look like am Oscar winner! And I think George Lucas is insane But anyway, my favorites are P.T. Anderson, Kubrick, Speilberg, Peter Berg, Baz Luhrman, David Fincher, David Lynch

61. Favorite and least favorite Cartoon: favorite would be Aqua Teen Hunger Force and my least favorite is the Flintstones

62. Favorite and least favorite Cover song: I really like Manson's 80's covers, and Sugar Ray's. I've also found some other pretty good 80's song covers. My least favorite is probably the ruining of Smooth Criminal by Alien Ant Farm and Boys of Summer by The Ataris

63. Favorite and least favorite Food: I love meat! Cheeseburgers are the best. I like anything salty too, like chips and pretzels and popcorn. and I love cheesecake. I don't like scrapple, hominy, and menudo

64. Favorite Movie soundtrack: well, I like a lot of musicals, but just intrumental soundtracks I like Fight Club, Beetlejuice, Nightmare Before Christmas, and any of that scary shit Kubrick likes to use

65. Favorite Movie musical: Hmm, I'd have to say Newsies because it doesn't get enough love! I heart Christian Bale! There aren't many but hopefully more are popping out soon!

66. Favorite Music video: the Insanity video by Oingo Boingo, anything by Manson is pretty sweet, Rock DJ by Robbie Williams

67. Favorite Book/Author: I love to read, I like Chuck Palanuik, Dave Eggers, Bret Easton Ellis, Stephen King, Jonathan Kellerman

68. Favorite Video Game: I may be dull, but damn if I don't love Tetris! I also like Baldur's Gate, Gauntlet, Mario Kart. For computer games I like Sanitarium and Alice in Wonderland

69. Favorite and least favorite TV Show: favorite is Buffy, and Angel and Alias, 24 (because it's hilarious, really! Tell me you don't love the Kim and Chloe comedy team), The O.C. and True Calling ( it's a terrible show but can they smolder!), and the Surreal Life (B grade celebrities are fabulous)

70. Favorite and least favorite One Hit Wonder: mm, I don't know who my favorite is, there are a lot of good one hit wonders around, most of what came out of the 80's were one hit wonders! And of course I hate almost any one hit wonder on the radio now

71. Favorite and least favorite Ice Cream: favorite is mint chocolate chip and cookie dough, and a Ben and Jerry's flavor that doesn't exsist any more that was a coconut ice cream with almond and chocolate chunks, heaven!! My least favorite is rocky road, I'm not much for chocolate ice cream anyway

72. Favorite and least favorite Word or phrase: I like bitch, wank, sweet, wonky, flaming hatred. for some reason the phrase shits and giggles really annoys me, it just sounds so stupid.

73. Favorite and least favorite Song of the moment: the Wonderfalls theme, Anytime by Eve 6, and I've been obsessed with finding cover songs lately too. Least favorite song is If I Had a Hammer

74. Favorite Quote: hmm, this one I'm going to have to skip for now, thats a tough one

75. Favorite and least favorite Restaurant: favorite is the Cheesecake Factory because it's so fabulous, every single thing there is good! Least favorite is Sherry's because they employ the slowest servers known to man, I've seen snails fly by faster

76. Favorite and least favorite Commercial: mm, I can't really think of any real good ones, most of them all seem the same, but I really hate the one for some Viagra type drug with these freakish looking shiny happy people. My old favorite used to be for Yahoo, with the talking dolphin

77. Favorite and least favorite Reality Show: favorite is Surreal Life, least favorite, all the rest

78. Favorite Holiday: my birthday and Halloween

79. Favorite Month of the year: any of the non hot ones

80. Favorite Trashy soap opera: sadly the only real one is the OC, but it's not that trashy. Ah how I long for the days of Melrose, Central Park West, and Titans!

81. Favorite Trashy daytime talk show: Jerry all the way

82. Favorite Gay Movie (Porn doesn't count!): umm, do musicals count?

83. Favorite Movie that's so bad it's good: Showgirls, Battlefield Earth, and most 80's horror movies

Random Questions

84. If your life were a TV show, it would be:
the most boring reality show ever

85. If you were a Star Trek alien, which race would you be?: umm, the nerdy ones who know lots of useless information

86. Do you believe in God?: on occasion

87. If so, do you think you'll make it into Heaven, or do you have a one way ticket on the caboose of the bullet train to Hell?: well, I'm not doing good deeds in my off time, and I'm sure I get a disapproving glare on how much I hang out with Jack Daniels, but I'm pretty sure I'm not destined for a firey pit to call my own just yet

88. Do you ever plan to get married?: I'd like to just get a good date first, don't rush me

89. If so, how would you like them to propose?: nothing too fancy, but I think it'd be cute if he did it in a movie related way, since I like movies so much

90. What would your wedding be like?: it would have a fabulous 80's theme! The groom would wear a red Huey Lewis suit and I'd wear a Madonna style wedding dress. The best man would dress like he fell out of Miami Vice and my maid of honor would have the bggest hair you've ever seen!

91. Do you plan on spawning children?: NO NO NO

92. Are you pro life or pro choice?: pro choice

93. Has your life been wildly altered since September 11, or don't you give a damn? not in the slightest

94. Is Martha Stewart the Antichrist or a gay man's goddess?: both, but that's why she's so interesting

95. Did Gladiator REALLY win a Best Picture Oscar, or was that just a nightmare I had?: it was a nightmare that was true when I woke up, the world is ending

96. What's Russell Crowe so cranky about anyway?: I guess he doesn't get in enough bar fights around the world

97. Which is better- Hitchcock's Psycho or the newer remake?: the old one is really great of course, but I feel the remake ges a bad rap, I loved it

98. Which is better- old Planet of the Apes or the new remake?: old for sure, sorry Tim Burton, but I don't know hwat was going on here!

99. Which TV show do you wish had never been cancelled?: How long do you have?? Wonderfalls and Angel being the most recent to fall under the shadow of cancellation, I also loved My So Called Life, Titans, Central Park West

100. Which celebrity would you most like to sleep with?: I can only choose one? There are plenty of delicious ones walking around

101. Which celebrity is pushed furthest in the closet?: it's still gotta be Ricky Martin. Come on, you know it's true

102. What's your opinion of the movie Showgirls? Is it funny "Ha ha ha", funny "Damn, I'm glad I'm drunk", funny "I wish I were dead", or funny, I don't recall ever asking to see that many titties EVER?: all of the above, that's why it's so wonderful!

The Freaks You Know

103. Who's the funniest person you know?:
well, everybody I know is pretty funny actually, just get any one of us on a roll and hilarity ensues. My dad is actually funnier than one might think

104. Who has the weirdest sense of humor?: I'd have to say Donnie

105. Who's the sexiest person you know?: can I say myself? :)

106. Who's most likely not to live to see 30?: probably Paul the way he jumps, slides, crashes and breaks into things

107. Who's the most talented?: probably my brother Jack

108. Who's most likely to get arrested?: ha! Donnie for sure

109. Who's the most likely to end up rich one day?: bah nobody I know! but most stable would have to go to Paul

110. Who's most likely to piss you off?: my dad

111. Who's the most annoying? (tip: don't send this to them!): mm, my dad again I guess (but that doesn't mean I don't like him!)

112. Who will eat anything that doesn't move?: Donnie but only if it's sugar coated

113. Who's the biggest people person?: ha! I don't know people people, that's why we're friends, but I'd have to say Mathew

114. Who do others get the most wrong impression of?: umm, I don't know

115. Who's most likely to move to a secluded island?: everybody, see RE: people person

116. Who's most likely to cheat on their significant other?: hmm, well, I already know someone who did this, but I won't out them

More Random Questions

117. If you were going to commit suicide, how would you do it?:
booze and pills

118. What do you think of the title "Star Wars Episode II- Attack of the Clones": I think George Lucas needs his franchise taken away before he's mowed down by an angry mob of torch bearing super geeks

119. What's the worst job you've ever had?: working at a call center for perscription medications, it was a nightmare. I have more stories than I can count about people screaming at me that they were about to die any second because I didn't give them their meds. Although at least I didn't get a guy who threatened to shoot up a retail pharmacy and blame it on me, Donnie won that privlege

120. If you were going to kill someone, who would it be and how would you dispose of the body?: cut the body into pieces, burn as much as I can then bury the rest scattered around. Or mabe I should just put them in a tub of acid. Or make friends with someone who works at a crematorium

121. If you were going to sleep with a celebrity of the same sex (for you straights) or the opposite sex (for the gays), who would it be?: Angelina Jolie is a sexy bitch! I defy you to show me anyone who wouldn't sleep with her!

122. Does Freddie Prinze Jr. make different movies, or do they just send out the same movie with different titles?: same movie, same nightmare of boredom

123. Do you believe in ghosts?: yes

124. Do you believe in UFOs?: probably

125. Have you ever had a supernatural experience?: yes

126. Do you think Ouija boards work?: yes

127. Are you superstitious?: sometimes

128. Have you ever called a psychic hotline?: no

129. Have you or would you ever dress in drag?: sure

130. What's your most embarrassing moment?: ha! like I'd tell you, you'd just use it against me

131. Do you mind if I use it against you someday?: see what I mean?

132. Have you seen my underwear?: which you are we talking about? I know I've seen the underwear of some of you. Now that I've thought about it, I probably have seen underwear of most of the people I know. Is that creepy?

133. If not, do you want to?: well, if you're not already on the list, sure, why not

134. How'd you come up with your screen name?: my AIM name is DeadlyViperSquad, qhich is from the fabulous movie Kill Bill. My Yahoo name is Dementiamuffin which is some old school in joke where I went to a Mexican restraunt with a friend and there was some weird looking and tasting muffin served with out meal, which was then dubbed the dementia muffin

135. What would you do if your son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor cause he's hungry, and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money...and his daddy's gone, somewhere smokin' rock now, in and out of lockdown, I ain't got a job now?:

136. For you is this just a good time or is this what you call life?: it's just a larf, in real life I'm a gigolo with lotsa hos

137. What's your closest brush with fame?: once when I was at a Sugar Ray concert Mark McGrath picked me to go on stage and sing that dumb It Wasn't Me song! It was a contest thing and even though I sucked he picked me as the winner and I got a cool shirt that says CHAMP over the back, and a nice big hug from Mark.

138. What's your biggest fear?: well, in a general sense I'm afraid of ladders and bugs with more than 8 legs. In a larger sense I'm afraid of being single for ever, or the death of the people closest to me

139. Do you like rollercoasters?: who doesn't?

140. What would you do if you found out your significant other was a kleptomaniac?: tell him to steal me something good and not get caught

141: Or a sexaholic?: hmm, this one might be a little more difficult, he better be only doing it with me!

142. Or an alcoholic?: I'd probably have to make a run for it on this one. I like to drink but I don't have problems (isn't that what drunks say?) and I've known enough alcoholics in the family that I don't need to ad more

143. Do you think it's wrong to laugh at people more unfortunate than yourself?: no, how do you think I spend my free time?

144. Clowns: funny or terrifying?: oh so very wrong

145. Mimes: funny or annoying?: annoying

146. What are some of your favorite things about life?: Donnie, mom, dad, Jack, Paul, my apartment, living in a place with real weather pattern where I see the water every day, and they have steaming manhole covers. Laughing really hard while watching 24, going to the movies, and eating donuts as big as my face.

147. All About Me surveys: fabulous fun or DELETE IMMEDIATELY? I filled it out didn't I?




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